rats rats rats...

Dead rodents, excrement in peanut butter plant lead to recall...

Is the peanut butter from China any safer?

Firey Snowman

"Hallmark snowman globes can ignite blazes"

Starts fires and costs $100? Can't make this stuff up.

Fiery the Snowman...

Is the name for real? Has to be a joke...

Cat burned after child places her in microwave

Ok someone tell me the cat's name is a joke.

Kid left behind...

After all those stories about parents leaving their kids in a van (and dying from the heat), talk about "forgetting about your kid". Nice there was a happy ending to all of this.

Boy rescued after 6-hour Dead Sea ordeal - Yahoo! News
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070805/ap_on_re_mi_ea/israel_dead_sea